Moister Than An Oyster | Velcro-Compatible Hat Patch, 2.5 in for Trucker Hats

Moister Than An Oyster is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch that gets the gasp, then the screenshot, then the group-chat forward. Every single time.

Velcro-compatible hook-and-loop backing grabs anywhere on the loop weave that wraps the full front panel and brim of The Canvas. Built for bachelorette weekends — stack it with Liquor Where She Likes It and Beaver for the unhinged bach build that survives the trip and still goes hard at brunch. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas, our $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping · orders processed in 1–3 business days · made in Moorpark, CA and shipped from Simi Valley, CA.