Dispatches in 1–3 business days from Simi Valley, CA; delivery time is additional. Easy 30-day returns.
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Moister Than An Oyster is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch that gets the gasp, then the screenshot, then the group-chat forward. Every single time.
Hook-and-loop backing grabs anywhere on the loop weave that wraps the full front panel and brim of The Canvas. Built for bachelorette weekends — stack it with Liquor Where She Likes It and Beaver for the unhinged bach build that survives the trip and still goes hard at brunch. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas, our $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping on orders $30+ after discounts; $3 Economy below $30 for eligible orders up to 5 lb · orders processed in 1–3 business days · made in Moorpark, CA and shipped from Simi Valley, CA.
