Moist
Moist
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3+ patches 10% off · 5+ 15% · 8+ 20% — mix any designs.
Free US shipping · orders are processed in 1–3 business days · made in Moorpark, CA.
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Moist is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch featuring the one word that makes an entire room flinch. Now wearable.
Hook-and-loop backing, gripping the loop weave across the entire front panel and brim. For the person who genuinely enjoys watching people react — it lands in under a second, every time. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the 5-panel trucker hat, $30, in Black, Khaki, or Pink. The patch is $10, US shipping is free, and orders go out in 1–3 business days. Made in Moorpark, CA; ships from Simi Valley, CA.
