Moist

Moist is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch featuring the one word that makes an entire room flinch. Now wearable.

Hook-and-loop backing, velcro-compatible, gripping the loop weave across the entire front panel and brim. For the person who genuinely enjoys watching people react — it lands in under a second, every time. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the 5-panel trucker hat, $30, in Black, Khaki, or Pink. The patch is $10, US shipping is free, and orders go out in 1–3 business days. Made in Moorpark, CA; ships from Simi Valley, CA.