Middle of Nowhere
Middle of Nowhere
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3 patches 10% off, 5 patches 15%, 8 patches 20% — mix any designs, applied automatically.
Ships in 2–3 business days from Simi Valley, CA. Easy 30-day returns.
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Middle of Nowhere is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch: a tent, a fire, and considerably more planets than you get at home.
Hook-and-loop backing presses on anywhere across the front panel or brim, moves whenever, and peels off clean. For the campsite far enough out that the sky actually does something. UV-printed, so the fine white linework stays readable against the navy. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping · 1–3 business day processing · made in Moorpark, CA, shipped from Simi Valley, CA.
