Beaver
Beaver
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3 patches 10% off, 5 patches 15%, 8 patches 20% — mix any designs, applied automatically.
Ships in 2–3 business days from Simi Valley, CA. Easy 30-day returns.
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Beaver is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch, and yes, the joke writes itself. We're not going to explain it to you.
It's hook-and-loop backing that presses on anywhere across the front panel or brim, moves whenever, and peels off clean. One of the four cornerstone bachelorette patches, right next to Liquor Where She Likes It, Moister Than An Oyster, and Show Me Your Kitties. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping · 1–3 business day processing · made in Moorpark, CA, shipped from Simi Valley, CA.
