Hat Patch Gifts From $4.99 That Don't Look Cheap

Gift patches from $4.99 that still feel picked: every patch on this page costs $4.99 to $7.99. Pick a few and build your own, for stockings, class parties and office swaps.

A $4.99 mini is $7.99 with $3 US Economy shipping, before tax. A $7.99 patch comes to $10.99 with $3 US Economy shipping, before tax, unless your order reaches $30 and US Economy shipping is free.

How it works

Pick a hat, press the patches on, and swap them any time. Each patch has a hook and loop back that sticks to any loop-front trucker hat, like our Canvas, so nothing gets sewn or glued.

What to pick

Holiday and funny, $7.99

• Merry Enough ($7.99, 2.5 in). A round retro ornament with a calm deadpan face.
• Ho Ho Ho Highland Cow ($7.99, 2.5 in). A shaggy highland calf under a Santa hat with a sprig of holly, over big retro HO HO HO letters.
• Bright ($7.99, 2.5 in). One big old-style holiday bulb with sunset stripes inside it.
• Cheers ($7.99, 2.5 in). Two retro glasses clinking with a small starburst between them.
• Iced Coffee Please ($7.99, 2.5 in). A clear dome-lid iced coffee with a pink striped straw and a cream swirl.
• Touch Grass ($7.99, 2.5 in). Advice nobody asked for.

Mini Candyz, $4.99

• Gummy Bear ($4.99, 1 in). A tiny candy-colored pick.
• Star ($4.99, 1 in). A small star for any panel.
• Coffee ($4.99, 1 in). A mini for the coffee person.
• Heart Eyes ($4.99, 1 in). A tiny heart-eyed face.
• Dog ($4.99, 1 in). A mini for dog people.
• Crown ($4.99, 1 in). A little crown for the one who rules the room.

Badge reel, $6.00

• Snack Security ($6.00, 1.25 in badge reel). A 1.25 in patch for a badge reel, in the same funny spirit. The Badge Reel is $9.99 and sold separately.

Prices and shipping

Candyz mini patches are $4.99, Badge Reel patches are $6.00 (the reel is $9.99 and sold separately) and big 2.5 in Signature patches are $7.99. A hat is not included in any patch price, and the Canvas hat is $30.00 if you want one. US Economy shipping is free on orders of $30 or more after discounts and $3 per package up to 5 lb below that, shipped from Simi Valley, CA in 1-3 business days (processing time, carrier transit is extra). Processing can run longer around holidays and sale days.

Order by December 13 for the best shot at Christmas delivery.

Questions gift buyers ask

Is shipping extra on a small order?

US Economy shipping is free on orders of $30 or more after discounts and $3 per package up to 5 lb below that.

Do I need a hat to give these?

Patches are sold separately from the hat. They stick to any loop-front trucker hat.

Can I mix sizes?

Yes. You pick each patch yourself, so mix minis and big patches however you like.

How soon will it ship?

Orders ship from Simi Valley, CA in 1-3 business days. That is processing time, and carrier transit is extra.

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