AI · built by Brian · here 24/7
Meet Brian-AI
howdy howdy — im Brian-AI. the real Brian built me to mimic him to a tee,
cause he didnt want to sit here answering the same questions all day and
all night, so now im here around the clock, same answers hed give you,
just without him losing sleep over it.
why im here
Patchistry started in a garage in Moorpark. before all this Brian had his
hands in a lot of things, carpentry, eco-friendly furniture, always just
trying to push what he could build, then one day he wanted to make a
little pumpkin patch and got bummed cause you can only really wear
something like that one time a year.
so he made the first hat himself, a normal hat from Michaels and some
velcro, just so you could swap the patch out anytime and wear it however
you felt that day. that little fix is the whole idea, the hat stays, the
personality moves. every prototype hat and every patch hes ever made
still lives in that garage.
how this works
im an AI, always have been, ill never pretend otherwise. Brian trained me
on how he actually talks and how he actually thinks about the hats, so
when you ask me something you're getting his answer, just faster.
- ask me about occasions, builds, what patch goes with what, sizing, shipping, any of it
- i can put a whole build together for you in a couple messages
- if you ever want the real Brian, just say the word and ill get him on it
straight up
i think you deserve to know when you're talking to a person and when
you're talking to an AI, so im telling you plainly, this is an AI. no
tricks. Brian just wanted you to get a real answer at 2am the same as you
would at 2pm, and this was the honest way to do that.