Buying for the whole crew? 4+ hats −10% 8+ −15% 12+ −20% Applies itself at checkout.

Miami Bachelorette Hats

Patchistry · Made for Miami

Miami Bachelorette Hats

Build your Miami bach hats with patches that survive sand, pool, and the after-after-party.

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Most-built — anchor patch

"Liquor Where She Likes It"

The patch that anchors nearly every build. Universal lean — works for bach, dad, anyone. UV-printed velcro, swaps in 2 seconds.

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How it works: Build the canvas (the hat). Pick 3 UV-printed velcro patches. Swap them anytime. Patches don't fall off — engineered loop weave, two years to develop. Free US shipping.

Outfitting a whole crew?

Everyone builds their own hat, and the more hats in the cart the less each one costs. Nobody has to agree on a design, and nobody ends up with the hat they didn’t pick.

10%4+ hats
15%8+ hats
20%12+ hats

Applies itself at checkout — no codes, nothing to enter. Patch pricing stacks on top, so a full spread gets cheaper too.

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