Throat Goat

Throat Goat is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch, and if you're still reading, it's for you.

It's velcro-compatible: hook-and-loop backing that presses on anywhere across the front panel or brim, moves whenever, and peels off clean. A bachelorette statement piece for the bride who already knows — pair it with Liquor Where She Likes It and Show Me Your Kitties for the cornerstone unhinged set. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping · 1–3 business day processing · made in Moorpark, CA, shipped from Simi Valley, CA.