I Come With Baggage

I Come With Baggage is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch that does the disclosure for you, up front, before coffee.

It's velcro-compatible: hook-and-loop backing that presses on anywhere across the front panel or brim, moves whenever, and peels off clean. Pair it with Don't Chase, Attract for the duality build, or Truth Bomb and ADHD AF for the unfiltered-honesty stack. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping · 1–3 business day processing · made in Moorpark, CA, shipped from Simi Valley, CA.