Dixon, My Ass

Dixon, My Ass is a 2.5-inch UV-printed hat patch featuring the most emotionally complicated donkey in the paddock. Say the name out loud and enjoy the look you get.

A Story Time With BryGuy × Patchistry collab. It's velcro-compatible: hook-and-loop backing that presses on anywhere across the front panel or brim, moves whenever, and peels off clean. UV-printed, so the punchline never fades. Swap it in seconds on The Canvas — the $30 5-panel trucker hat in Black, Khaki, or Pink. $10 · free US shipping · 1–3 business day processing · made in Moorpark, CA, shipped from Simi Valley, CA.